How Tom makes coffee
- One part coffee
- Five parts sugar. Don’t spare on the sugars.
- Chuck in a tea bag.
- Add the hot water.
- Splash in milk, but not too much. Too much milk ruins it.
- Hide some popcorn in there too.
- Deliver to James’s desk, as a present. No refunds.
- Leg it.
No this isn’t coffee. This tasted evil.